Instead of talking about what's new, I feel the need to look back.
My text message inbox seems to always be at 101 (99% full) messages and I always have to go back and find one to delete if I'm not deleting the new one that came in. Funny thing is is that I don't really go back and read my old texts (some of which are 6 months or older) unless I'm looking for an old one to delete. Until now. I'm laying down exhausted after my fourth 7-3:30 day in a row (I also had to stop in at the bank after work to dispute a shit ton of overdfrafts, which they admitted was their bad) and I read through most of my 101 text messages. I will share some of my favorites below (completely out of context, of course). Hah.
"Lumber men have iron men"
"but you sir, you are a legend spreading the legend and teachings that is beerminton. i am honored."
"4 sho n e tyme"
"Lol huge lizard in front of me!"
"Everytime i sit down on the toilet there is a fucking party in the bathroom"
"Nothing like a grease hug"
"They call me a pimp i call it a lover but every time i cum i still wear my rubber"
"WHY DON'T WE DO IT, IN THE ROAD?? NO ONE WILL BE WATCHING US... oh WHY DON'T WE DO IT.. IN THE ROOAAD?!?"
"I give you permission to make me watch the terminator mother btw. Save this text, i'm hungover"
"Wii Music is fun. I made my own ver. of twinkle little star. I ruined it, but it rocks."
"Omg, a piggalypoop!"
"Hi sofia how u doing its me wilda its is possible 4u 2do my toes 4me please 2day or 2morrow. Jesus love u"
I have a fairly good idea of what "A Collective Post 2" may contain. Someday perhaps.